There are some pretty idiotic criminals out there and some of them wear the most ridiculous disguises that even if you weren’t a cool cop in the police glasses you would know were coming. Which disguises are the worst ever?
Baseball Cap
No I am not talking about a combination of a baseball cap, mask and anything else I am literally talking about the criminals that walk into a shop with CCTV with a baseball cap pulled down slightly, thinking that nobody is going to know who it is. This is one of the funniest because you have to be pretty desperate to do something like this. This is certainly something that no one would go out and plan.
Sunglasses
Not quite as bad as the previous one, this is still a pretty bad excuse for a criminal and even if they are the big police sunglasses it is just not going to get past anyone. This has to be someone who once again is a bit desperate, they are using sunglasses for goodness sake? This is partly why you can really see the difference between a convenience store robber and a bank robber.
Tights
When they walk in looking like idiots remember that to get a pair of tights has actually taken a bit of thought so they know what they are after, kind of. The great thing for the cops when it comes to tights is that you can see right through them so they are easy to identify. It is funny to read about how many stupid people actually use tights when committing a crime.
If you own a store and see a someone walk in that looks a bit suspicious it is safe to say they are stupid but I will also that the stupid criminals are the most unpredictable and will most likely be armed in some way.
If they have Prada sunglasses then chances are they aren’t a criminal at all and if they are they are of the stylish kind.
